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The Resurrection Roast
$24.00 USD
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The Gory Details:
This ain't your grandma's morning brew (unless your grandma's a zombie slayer). The Resurrection Roast is a potent elixir forged in the fires of exhaustion, designed to drag you kicking and screaming into the land of the living. Expect a jolt that redefines 'awake'.
Key Features:
- Roast Level: Dark
- Caffeine Level: Dangerously High (Handle with care!)
- Tasting Notes: Hints of sheer willpower, Existential dread (the good kind), A finish of 'I CAN DO THIS!'. It's an experience.
Brewing Suggestions (If You Want To Survive):
Use fresh, filtered water. Grind beans just before brewing. Don't be shy with the coffee-to-water ratio. Meditate on your life choices. Enjoy the jolt.
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